Kobe Unveils his Black Mamba
By Gil Reif

Looks like Iseman conned his way into yet another sports celebrity event...this time the launch of Kobe Bryant's ultra-exclusive watch, the Black Mamba.

While the Black Mamba snake is the deadliest in Africa, it's the Black Mamba watch that could certainly kill your wallet. That is, unless you're a major major baller (not an obscure blogger for a cable sports comedy show).

Of course, just 'cause you can't afford Kobe's $25,000 watch doesn't mean you can't still live large at Kobe's launch party and "clock out with your cock out."