Philly Cabby Gets Crabby
By Gil Reif

When your team wins a trip to the World Series, it's definitely time to celebrate/riot. Unfortunately, one man's expression of euphoria is another man's perception of property damage.

So a word to the wise... Before you jump around like a jackass on top of a taxi cab, best be sure the driver doesn't intend to teach you a harsh lesson in physics. In fact, in order to riot in a safe and responsible manner, your best option is to only jump on cars that are empty, abandoned, or your own.