Adrian Peterson – Friend to the Elderly
By Gil Reif

Along with being the number one pick of every fantasy football draft in the free world, the man known as "Purple Jesus" is also a superstar when it comes to being interviewed by crazy old white ladies.

Seriously, this is the most hyper old broad I've ever seen. Something tells me she accidentally got into her grandson's Ritalin medication. Kudos to AP for his tremendous patience. Maybe playing alongside Brett Favre has taught him a ton about respecting the elderly.